HL - Full Life Consequences

Funnies thing ever.

By computerzombie 6 years ago

Alright, I was bored, Doing usual stuff, Flopping around YTMND and i found what is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

This thing i found is called: Half-Life Full Life Consequences. It's a really funny, Weird, Badly written (In a funny way) story. It was posted on YTMND and was narrated by one of it's members, I swear, Listen to it. You'll be going to the bathroom after your done with the second one.

This is the first version. AN EPIC READ! [Half-Life Full Life Consequences]

This is the Second one! ANOTHER EPIC FAN FICTION! [Half-Life Full Life Consequences 2]

And as an added bonus, you should look at this, When your done looking at this one you'll be wetting yourself!

[This Is Sparta!]

Tell me what you guys think.

I found the "Because he had Headcrabs" And "Zombie Goasts" That made me "L o L" To the max.

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  • golld's Levels
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    golld
    Posted 6 years ago

    Rofl

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    Posted 6 years ago

    Yeah, Par from the fact that they were written by a 10 year old. Not too shabby. It's just the way the narrator exaggerates the mistakes, Makes them all the more funny.

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    Posted 6 years ago

    I love the Sparta one. ahaha

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    computerzombie
    Posted 6 years ago

    Yeah, I want to do that to fat lesbian chicks. Seems fun. Par from the fact of getting forced out of the theater...

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    Posted 6 years ago

    Do you have any idea how ill those typos made me? It's kind of funny how the reader expresses them though.

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    Posted 6 years ago

    Those were funny especially when the narrator couldn't help but laugh himself. And when in the one part about burying the bosses and he planted "pants"

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    Posted 6 years ago

    And shooting the tree's i know it's stupid but funny.

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    Posted 6 years ago

    'O rly?'

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    Posted 6 years ago

    Lmao, that 300 one made me laugh.

    And Golld, please use correct sentence structure, instead of commonly used internet phrases.

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    Posted 6 years ago

    Ya, I love the 300 one... golld.. THIS IS SPARTA Kicks Chest

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